Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Caveman's Double Take

Warning for all ye T Shirt Manufacturers. Before you cast your evil eye on my interpretation of these timeless phrases, and rush for that unprinted white shirt- Remember one thing. 

I have developed superhuman strengths ( and an irritating itch) ever since a mosquito fell into my vodka glass and bit my bald head. I will curse you with writer's block - the kind which will make you start every little piece with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Best thing to do is give me a call, tell me what you want to use, and donate a hundred bucks to CRY, or any of the charities that you should be donating to. I will write a ton for you for free. Provided, you print "Mosquito Repellants Should Be Stronger" on every T shirt you print.

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Caveman's Double Take.

What They Didn't Tell Wren and Martin

  • I took the road less travelled, and got mugged.

  • A diamond is forever. In your credit card statement.

  • A friend in need, was a friend indeed.

  • A wolf in sheeps clothing, is probably gay.


  • All that glitters is bald.

  • An eye for an eye, will make the whole world pirates.

  • A bird in hand, makes you look stupid

  • Beauty is only skin deep. Blood vessels and intestines are messy.

  • Born with a silver spoon in his mouth. And still drooling








4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one Gaurav

-AS

Anonymous said...

Cool. Not bad at all!!
Let me see what I can pick… on second thought, let me save some money in these difficult times :)

-NS

Rohit Gore said...

Hi mate,

Long time no see. Hope you remember me. I am from your sepia tinted past in Infosys.

This was as expected a fun read. I know you must have got bored of lines like the last one, but no harm in saying it, I guess.

cheers
Rohit

Priyanka Khot said...

This one was too good.