Thursday, September 15, 2011

Indian Government Loves Mogambo: Wiki Leaks





New Delhi: Political circles were abuzz with the release of the latest wiki leaks cable that quote a senior minister admitting that the Indian Government supports evil.

“There is zero evil deficit in the government” the minister reportedly mentioned to a former US ambassador before breaking into an evil laugh and chanting mogambo mogambo mogambo.

“We even have our own evil conference room.  The room awaits environmental ministry clearance.”

When asked to describe the evil operations room, the minister replied, “Think Shaan (1980) meets Karan Johar (1998). There is a roundtable with chairs over a shark infested pool. Every time high command presses a button, the chair drops into the pool and Kiron Kher laughs loudly in the corner. With echo effect.”

“Who knows about this room?” the ambassador reportedly asks in another cable of the same series.

“Maran got BSNL to make a direct tunnel from Sun TV, Chennai into the room.  And Kapil likes the revolving chair with a skull on the armrest.  Sharad just keeps looking at the big world map LED screen while speaking with his real estate agent. We had to ask Manish Tiwari to not come back though. He was overacting evil. Basically everyone except the PM. ”

“What about Pranab? Does he like the room?”

“We don’t know yet. We still can’t understand a single word he says”

The US State Department refused to comment on the latest round of leaks till late evening when they released the following statement. “It is the Indian Governments prerogative to put up evil posters in their room.  However, we still can’t figure out who Ravindra Jadeja is and what is his blow up doing in the room.”

The opposition demanded an inquiry into the leak and reiterated that they too should be allowed to attend meetings in the room as a matter of democratic courtesy. “V got evil 2” Sushma Swaraj tweeted.  “V need room 2”

When asked on how they plan to tackle the Anna Hazare movement, the minister said, “There is a consensus in the government that the response has been soft so far. We will soon move to plan B. I can’t tell you what it is, but lets just say it involves miniature dolls of Arvind Kejriwal and fourteen pins.”











3 comments:

yogesh said...

Excellent thoughts.

>miniature dolls of Arvind Kejriwal and >fourteen pins
Was amazing ;)

Thanks

yogesh said...

>miniature dolls of Arvind Kejriwal and >fourteen pins

Excellent thoughts.

Thanks
Yogesh

Farina said...

awesome
awesome
awesome!
Sarcasm was never better!