Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Humor - Cosmonaut Parab




By Gaurav Parab

I swear this is true.

Yesterday, an attractive girl came up to me and said, “Do you have a ROCKET?”

“Where do you want to go? The moon?” I smiled, a little confused. We were not in Chandipur-On-Sea, Houston or a Hizbullah camp.

She gave me a confused look. Girls and humor sometimes don’t get along.

She looked me in the eye and said “I want to play” smiling back, gently touching my shoulder as she laughed.

WHAT!!! Holy Lord Oh Mighty. This is unbelievable. I could not even dare to think of what was being suggested. If this was not the badminton court, and if she did not have evident issues with her speech, I swear to God I would have run away to file an FIR or something.

“Oh. I see. Sure, you can have my racket. Just be gentle.”


9 comments:

Tambourine Girl said...

=)) OMG!!! rofl :)
You've ruined the racket for me!!

Anonymous said...

i will think twice before anyone asks for something ridiculous

yogesh said...
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yogesh said...

And finally man landed on moon!

mayank said...

gud 1 :)

Anonymous said...

awesome Gaurav.....simply superb.. did it really happen or are mocking malapropism in general ?

swaroopa said...

hahahaha....i can imagine...good one...

Paladin said...

ROTFL....Am still laughing!!! OMG!!!

Rajiv Kalwar said...

truly Hilarious ..